Wednesday Apr 4 @ 05:08pm

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:53pm

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:29pm

officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:19pm
skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:42pm
Tuesday Apr 4 @ 03:51pm
  • Girl 1: You are so pretty.
  • Girl 2: No, oh my gosh, YOU are so pretty.
  • Girl 1: No way, you are SO pretty.
  • Girl 2: You are way prettier!
  • Girl 1: No, you are the prettiest!
  • Girl 2: NO YOU ARE SO PRETTY!
  • Girl 1: NO YOU ARE SO PRETTY!
  • Girl 2: N̶̵̮̪̬͉O̧̞̫̯̺̯̗ ̵̡̝̺̗Y̹̣͉̺̯͟͡Ó̜̺̦̪̟͕͍Ụ̥̦̖̣̖̙̤́ ̛͚̳̖̺͈͝A͚̬͜R̻̹̬̲̱͍͡ͅE̺̖͔̳̻̣̦ ͢͏͉̰̘̬̭̯͙̻͟S̷̻͍̤̠̝̳̹͎ͅO̬̟͇ ̶̡͖͙̳̱̲̹̕P̺̘̩͖̭̜͕̟R͉Ȩ̢̺̺̩͚̫̜̦͕̻T̟͡Ţ̨̘͙̱͟Y̦͖̪̼͟͞ͅ
  • Girl 1: N̸̴̛͕̹̱̟̞̗͚̘͍̘̰̼̭̦͈͕O̶͎̠̯͍͙͉̪̼̥̙̩̫ ̞̰͚̹̣̤̱̻͎̟̼̗̜̫͘͠͞͝͞ͅY̛͇͇̭̩̗̗̭͙͔͈̳̣̝͢͠͝Ǫ̧̝̪͈͍̦̺͙̼̝̩͖̜̦̀͟͞U̸̢̨̳̩͖̼̰̥͔͕͇̜͇͕͢͡ ̷̢͇̘̦̭̯̖͢͢͟A͘͏͏̝͈̳̝͕̤R̜̞̺̤͘͟͝͠͡E̵̸҉̰͈̹̝͙̲͚͈̰̜͍̹̦͘ ̠̳̭̘̥̞̦̥̀͢S̙̤̲̟͖̫̫̖̗͎͟͟͟O̢̭̞̞͎̣̠̞͚̥̬̻͙̫̯̕ͅͅ ̣̲̱͖̻̣͉̣͍̱̱͓̹̖̹͍͉́͘͢P͜҉͚̘̖͙̦̭̗R̴̵̵̢̫̪͇̮̩͚̬̥̰E̶̶̹̰͎̰̫̙̭̙͈̪͍͖̭̭̜̘̙̺T͞҉̷̧̲̥̙̮͙͓̝̯̞͉̼̗̬̞̫̩̺̼T̵̘̤̻̠Ý̸͇̖̣̘̥̘̜̦̫̭̖̺͟ ̸̷͟͞҉̜̮̼̣̝̩̹̼̲̦̱̟Y̷̸̜̖͉̙͚̫͎͔̬͍͖̱͔̭̙͝O̷̳̫͖͙͕͕̰͍͔̖̤͚̹͖̜̠̬͔̝͡U҉͚̗͓͖͢ ̨͏͎̠̩̳̥̙͖̟̫̘̞̹̬̤̮̣͚̼̮͘A̙͍̥̟͉̖̥̖̹͇̻͔̙̕͞͝ͅͅR̢͢͏͚͚̰̪ͅE͏̨͔̯̣͖͕͚̼̬̖̳̳͎͖̭̀ͅ ̢̧̞̦̙̪̝̻̗̘͙̱̪̠͓̤͇̘̬͘͜͠T̕҉̙͕̤̬͇̪̮̻͚̮ͅH͚̙̻̜͇̫͞͠E̵͘҉̸̘͍̯̮̲̦͙͚͈̤̣̥̺͙ ͏̨̙͕̗͍̘̥̹̝̙̬̬̝̥̹̮P̴̧̡̞̝̪͎͇͈R̛̟͈̳̠̭̘̠̠̥͈͟͠E̸͖͚͔̤͈̻̞̤͢T́͟͏̸͉͕̱̜̯̥̗̭̱͙͓ͅͅT̷̼͖̺̪̤̝̗̮͎̘̣̘̫̻̀I̕͠͏̩͎̘̞̗̘̺̖̲͕̦̣̭͖E͏̶̨̢͍̩̬̩̖̞͖͍̩̳͚̲̹̠͡S̜̹̤͕̜͖̳͔̳̣͚̭͓̕͢T͏̛̼̜͇̞̘̖̪̳̀ͅ ̶̡̨͓̳̪͉̮͟͠O̴̖͍͍͖̰͉̫̫͖̗͎̙̩̗͘H̶̻͎̙̼͓̼̺̹͈̜͟͞ͅ ̷͖̼̱̙̺Ḿ̵̧̗̫̘̹̙͔̝̀͟ͅY҉̡̲͎͉̭̱̜̲͎ͅͅ
  • Girl 2: N̸̴̛͕̹̱̟̞̗͚̘͍̘̰̼̭̦͈͕O̶͎̠̯͍͙͉̪̼̥̙̩̫ ̞̰͚̹̣̤̱̻͎̟̼̗̜̫͘͠͞͝͞ͅY̛͇͇̭̩̗̗̭͙͔͈̳̣̝͢͠͝Ǫ̧̝̪͈͍̦̺͙̼̝̩͖̜̦̀͟͞U̸̢̨̳̩͖̼̰̥͔͕͇̜͇͕͢͡ ̷̢͇̘̦̭̯̖͢͢͟A͘͏͏̝͈̳̝͕̤R̜̞̺̤͘͟͝͠͡E̵̸҉̰͈̹̝͙̲͚͈̰̜͍̹̦͘ ̠̳̭̘̥̞̦̥̀͢S̙̤̲̟͖̫̫̖̗͎͟͟͟O̢̭̞̞͎̣̠̞͚̥̬̻͙̫̯̕ͅͅ ̣̲̱͖̻̣͉̣͍̱̱͓̹̖̹͍͉́͘͢P͜҉͚̘̖͙̦̭̗R̴̵̵̢̫̪͇̮̩͚̬̥̰E̶̶̹̰͎̰̫̙̭̙͈̪͍͖̭̭̜̘̙̺T͞҉̷̧̲̥̙̮͙͓̝̯̞͉̼̗̬̞̫̩̺̼T̵̘̤̻̠Ý̸͇̖̣̘̥̘̜̦̫̭̖̺͟ ̸̷͟͞҉̜̮̼̣̝̩̹̼̲̦̱̟OH MY GOD NO!!!Y̷̸̜̖͉̙͚̫͎͔̬͍͖̱͔̭̙͝O̷̳̫͖͙͕͕̰͍͔̖̤͚̹͖̜̠̬͔̝͡U҉͚̗͓͖͢ ̨͏͎̠̩̳̥̙͖̟̫̘̞̹̬̤̮̣͚̼̮͘A̙͍̥̟͉̖̥̖̹͇̻͔̙̕͞͝ͅͅR̢͢͏͚͚̰̪ͅE͏̨͔̯̣͖͕͚̼̬̖̳̳͎͖̭̀ͅ ̢̧̞̦̙̪̝̻̗̘͙̱̪̠͓̤͇̘̬͘͜͠T̕҉̙͕̤̬͇̪̮̻͚̮ͅH͚̙̻̜͇̫͞͠E̵͘҉̸̘͍̯̮̲̦͙͚͈̤̣̥̺͙ ͏̨̙͕̗͍̘̥̹̝̙̬̬̝̥̹̮P̴̧̡̞̝̪͎͇͈R̛̟͈̳̠̭̘̠̠̥͈͟͠E̸͖͚͔̤͈̻̞̤͢T́͟͏̸͉͕̱̜̯̥̗̭̱͙͓ͅͅT̷̼͖̺̪̤̝̗̮͎̘̣̘̫̻̀I̕͠͏̩͎̘̞̗̘̺̖̲͕̦̣̭͖E͏̶̨̢͍̩̬̩̖̞͖͍̩̳͚̲̹̠͡S̜̹̤͕̜͖̳͔̳̣͚̭͓̕͢T͏̛̼̜͇̞̘̖̪̳̀ͅ ̶̡̨͓̳̪͉̮͟͠O̴̖͍͍͖̰͉̫̫͖̗͎̙̩̗͘H̶̻͎̙̼͓̼̺̹͈̜͟͞ͅ ̷͖̼̱̙̺Ḿ̵̧̗̫̘̹̙͔̝̀͟ͅY҉̡̲͎͉̭̱̜̲͎ͅͅ
Monday Apr 4 @ 09:24pm

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

Monday Apr 4 @ 10:24am

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

Sunday Apr 4 @ 08:04pm

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am
Saturday Apr 4 @ 08:23pm
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